雙語(yǔ)閱讀|如何度過(guò)沒(méi)有手機(jī)的一天

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Cutting off your thumbs

切掉你的大拇指

No thumbs, no smartphone. The proverb was born in an Apple store in Michigan and still holds true today. What's the point of burdening yourself with this "finger" that insists on being so unlike the others, especially when the opposable thumb is no longer useful in 2017? So don’t hesitate to ask for help in cutting off your thumbs. If this method doesn’t achieve the desired results, try cutting off all the other fingers as well. The more the merrier!

沒(méi)有拇指，就沒(méi)有手機(jī)?！@是一家在墨西哥的蘋果手機(jī)商店的標(biāo)語(yǔ)，這話放到現(xiàn)在依然成立。干嘛要留著這只和其他四指截然不同的手指呢？尤其是在2017年對(duì)生拇指已經(jīng)毫無(wú)用處了。所以別猶豫了，大膽地讓人幫你切了大拇指吧。如果這個(gè)方法不奏效的話，試試把所有手指都切了吧。越多越好！

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Using a carrier pigeon

養(yǎng)一只信鴿

Now you'll have to think twice before sending a simple "OK". Just remember to leave the windows open if you’re waiting for a response. If this doesn’t work, always remember that pigeon is excellent with bacon and peas.

這樣在發(fā)送一個(gè)簡(jiǎn)單的“OK”時(shí)你也不得不三思而后行。如果你在等回復(fù)的話記得把窗打開(kāi)哦。如果這也不奏效得很，謹(jǐn)記鴿子最愛(ài)吃的的是培根和豌豆。

Communicating directly

直接交流

Few people know that the human body has a lot of proprietary applications allowing for a range of social interactions. Very practical for communicating, the "voice" can send myriad messages. A signal will be transmitted at the speed of 340m/s in direction of your interlocutor, who interprets it by consulting his inner ear. If you don’t have the voice app, you can test the manual application.

很少有人知道人體其實(shí)有很多專屬應(yīng)用可以用來(lái)進(jìn)行廣泛的社交。“聲音”可以傳遞大量信息，這對(duì)于交流來(lái)說(shuō)非常實(shí)用。你可以以340米/秒的速度向?qū)υ捳邆鬟f一個(gè)信號(hào)，對(duì)方根據(jù)內(nèi)耳來(lái)做出決定是否要打斷你。如果你沒(méi)有“聲音”這個(gè)APP的話，你可以查看下你的應(yīng)用手冊(cè)。

Hiring a messenger

雇傭一個(gè)報(bào)信者

This method boosts employment and is especially appreciated by running fans. On the other hand, if it’s to announce a break-up, it’s much less fun for the messenger. Don't make someone else do your personal dirty work. Come on.

此法能夠刺激就業(yè)，而且尤其受到跑步愛(ài)好者的歡迎。不過(guò)如果你要分手的話，這對(duì)于報(bào)信者來(lái)說(shuō)就不怎么有意思了。拜托，別讓人幫你做壞事啦。

Using a dumbphone

使用非智能手機(jī)——“智障手機(jī)”

As the name suggests, the international day without smartphone concerns only smartphone users, translation: those using "phones with intelligence". Therefore, the use of a “stupid phone” remains possible. Bring back the old model with a broken screen. If you have a Windows Phone, don’t change anything.

非智能手機(jī)是名副其實(shí)的智障手機(jī)，在沒(méi)有智能手機(jī)的今天只有智能手機(jī)用戶受到關(guān)注，也就是那些使用“有智慧的手機(jī)”的人。所以用“智障手機(jī)”也還是有可能的。把那些屏幕碎裂的舊手機(jī)帶回來(lái)吧。如果你的手機(jī)系統(tǒng)是Windows的話，什么也別改。

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Using a disposable camera

使用一次性相機(jī)

Very important for the smartphone photographer, you can take it everywhere and in a few days, your selfies are at home. It's lightweight and durable with no battery to worry about charging! On the other hand, if you make a mistake while taking your picture, you must start all over again. And if you don’t have a developing lab at home, you must pay up.

對(duì)于喜歡用智能手機(jī)拍照的人來(lái)說(shuō)這很重要，你可以隨身攜帶一次性相機(jī)，你的自拍還可以留在家里。它輕便耐用，而且不會(huì)受到?jīng)]電的困擾！不過(guò)如果你在拍照的時(shí)候失誤了，你就必須重頭再來(lái)了。而且如果你家沒(méi)有洗照片的地方的話就沒(méi)辦法了。

Going to Lake Desolation

去湖邊荒地

No internet, no problem. Thanks to its isolation from modern civilization, Lake Desolation offers the ideal environment for both a nice day without a smartphone and burying a corpse. No Wi-Fi and only two outlets on the whole mountain to recharge your phone... It's the perfect opportunity to get your life in order or to go back to 1958.

沒(méi)有網(wǎng)絡(luò)，就沒(méi)有問(wèn)題。湖邊荒地與世隔絕，是度過(guò)離開(kāi)手機(jī)完美一天以及……埋葬尸體的絕佳地點(diǎn)。這里沒(méi)有Wi-Fi，且整座山只有兩個(gè)商店可以給手機(jī)充電。這是讓你的回到1958年生活的絕佳機(jī)會(huì)。

Swiping the toilet roll

玩玩衛(wèi)生紙卷筒

When you’re bored in the bathroom, you just have to swipe this roll of paper to feel at ease. The movement is the same and it’s occasionally more fun than using the smartphone. Just ask the cat.

當(dāng)你在廁所閑得無(wú)聊時(shí)，你可以摩擦衛(wèi)生紙的卷筒來(lái)解除煩悶。本質(zhì)雖然一樣，但有時(shí)候玩卷筒紙可能比玩手機(jī)更有意思。問(wèn)問(wèn)貓咪就知道了。

Using the traditional tin can with string

用傳統(tǒng)的拉線易拉罐打電話

You have 20 people to call today? Campbell's is going to be very happy. Make sure you have an extra long string for your calls abroad. Beware: a line cut is always possible. Pigeons (what else) perched on the line could also pose a connectivity problem.

你今天要打20個(gè)電話？坎貝爾公司（美國(guó)最大的濃縮湯汁罐頭公司）很高興聽(tīng)到這個(gè)消息。打越洋電話時(shí)確保你有加長(zhǎng)線。記住：隨時(shí)可能會(huì)斷線哦。鴿子（或是隨便其他什么東西）在線上停留一下都會(huì)引起打電話的問(wèn)題。

Cheating

作弊

Really though, what's forcing you to spend the day without a smartphone? You always have the option of tapping into this wonderful resource: free will. Ultimately, nobody will stop you in the street for excessive use of your smartphone. The police are already too busy with marches and riots to care, so it's all up to you.

說(shuō)真的，是什么讓你離開(kāi)手機(jī)的啊？你隨時(shí)都能夠選擇使用這個(gè)完美的資源：這取決于你自己的意愿。沒(méi)有人會(huì)在大街上因?yàn)槟氵^(guò)度沉迷于手機(jī)而阻止你。警察要忙著處理游行和暴亂，所以這一切都取決于你自己。

Good luck!

祝你好運(yùn)！

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